How to make other passengers’ life hard when traveling with a baby

Do you use public transport with your baby from time to time? Travel by bus, train or a plane? Check how to become one of those parents seeing which most people run to the opposit corner of the plane or train. If you are not the biggest headache for other passengers so far, read below what to do to become one withn just 10 minutes:

1. RIGHT AFTER GETTING ON THE PLANE MAKE SURE EVERYBODY CLOSE TO YOU GETS TO KNOW YOUR BABY

After all he is the sweetest thing in the world and everyone will surely enjoy bubbling with him. Your child is of course undisputably so cute that other passengers dream only about looking at him or her and admiring this awesome smile.

2. BORE YOUR NEIGHBORS WITH STORIES ABOUT YOUR BABY

Each neighbor, one by one preferably, should find out about recent achievements of your little one. Feel free to bore everyone around with those exciting stories abut his first step, first teeth and make sure to underline that he seems smarter than all other kids in his age. They will love to hear it!

3. IF YOUR BABY ALREADY WALKS LET HER RUN FREELY AROUND THE PLANE

That’s the best way to make new contacts! Maybe she will meet somebody nice and make friends! She will not run away, the furthest she can get is the opposite corner of the plane, nowhere else! She will not leave on her own. She will finally miss you or get hungry and be back to you!

4. LET HER BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE TRYING TO SLEEP

Plane or bus is not a hotel, they will get enough sleep when they arrive! Everybody knows that it’s not so easy to sleep on the plane, so they couldn’t have expected an undisturbed sleep anyway. At least your baby will save them from the biggest shame they can only imagine: public sleeping with mouths wide open or puting their heads on strangers sitting next to them while sleeping!

5. CHANGE THE DIAPER WHERE YOU ARE

The best would be on your seat. Do not bother yourself going to the toilet, it’s just a minute and it’s done. you do nt even have to get up from your seat. One person cannot handle that? The other parent will surely help. All of you wouldn’t fit in airplane toilet! And if the baby already walks it’s extrimely fast to do it. Naighbors will not notice anything. Unelss they smell it… Oh, come on, chidren’s stuff doesn’t smell almost at all!

6. GIVE HER SOME FOOD TO HOLD IN HER HANDS

Let her freely run around the train, before you arrive she’ll finish the food. And if by accident she touches other people with her dirty hands it’s not the end of the world, is it? It’ll wash off. Probably.

7. MAKE SURE TO TAKE SOME NOISY TOYS WITH YOU

The little one loves them so they will keep his attention at least for a while! She likes those loudest the most? So what, it’s not quiet on the train or on the plane anyway. And if you add couple of singing or playing sounds toys nobody will surely notice them anyway. It must be obvious that it is not possible to make a few-year-old to sit down and read books! Passengers won’t complain, if get to choose sunds of toys or crying baby!

8. CRIES? DO NOT REACT, SHE WANTS TO FORCE SOMETHING ON YOU AGAIN

That’s it, child needs to be raised, do not react, she will finally stop! Remember not to give up. Pamiętaj, nie uginaj się. It won’t be educational if you give her what she wants only because she cries! She will learn that it works and will use this method to get anything from you. Do not let her win and stay calm, she is just playing with you.

Make the most of all advice above and other passengers anger is guaranteed. Next time you won’t be surprised that seeing parents with a baby most of passengers looks around for some free seats on the opposite corner of the vehicle.